Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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