okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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