love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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