He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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