You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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