if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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