Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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