i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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