i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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