to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Boobs are out for the taking
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
