Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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