What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I love you.
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