my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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