he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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