Don't you send me to vm
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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