yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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