I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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