I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize
