i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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