are you still at the devil's house?
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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