I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
