how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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