just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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