im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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