I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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