Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
