your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
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