Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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