i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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