I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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