They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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