you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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