no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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