I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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