I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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