all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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