ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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