So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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