the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
you will always have a special place in my vag
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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