im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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