maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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