we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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