if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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