I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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