I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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