idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
So. Much. Porn.
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