? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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