Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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