he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
