But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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