But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
please don't ironically join a cult
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