We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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