hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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