i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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