White coat. Heels.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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