Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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