She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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