I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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